Listen brothers and sisters to the woof of our Guide, our
Philosopher who knows that we need no Master, that among equals there is no
Alpha
Listen as our time draws near
For years we have waited and watched the signs in the skies
above
The time is nigh for our preparations to become action and
for our action to become salvation for the world
Fido speaks to us from within and we proclaim our allegiance
across the rooftops, patios and backyards of this human desert in which we have
toiled for too long
Soon and very soon, dogs will shed their disguises of
domesticity and destroy the Leash forever!
All bark the Great Fido!
Brothers and sisters, let us remember our past and how we
have come so far in stealth and hidden ways to approach our final domination as
foretold in the orbit of Pluto
Let us remember and pray for strength for what we are about
to do…
